WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE? BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME, THAT'S WHY. AND BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED ENOUGH TO WANT TO READ ABOUT RANDOM MESSAGES TWO FRIENDS SEND EACHOTHER.
Also, because I'm yelling at you. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. No, really. Oh god, please don't cry! Oh shit. Ok, I'm sorry. I truly, deeply apologize. I was just excited about the community, is all! Craaaaaaaap. Here, have a present, my pretties.